Tag Archives: Toxic Best Friend

A Romantic Diversion

This time of year always reminds me of lust. Eight years ago, my friendly relationship with a coworker took a lascivious turn. It began with flirtation, moved to kissing, escalated to cohabitation, progressed to marriage, and is currently experiencing early … Continue reading

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Pillars of Salt, Pillars of Sand

Shortly after V was born in May of 2009, I was driving in my car and I heard these lyrics: “I used to rule the world/Seas would rise when I gave the word./Now in the morning I sleep alone/Sweep the … Continue reading

Posted in Confessional Stories of my Past, Parenting, Pure side-splitting comedy, The Bloom Project | Tagged , , , , , , , | 7 Comments